Title says it all really.......

One, Eleven, Edmund......Eins, Elf, Edmund......email us with other languages

It would be fascinatingly difficult to imagine a more accidental band, you are welcome to try if you are particularly bored one day.....maybe after the Queen’s speech on Christmas Day, during a power cut or while trying to remember how to make that little paper flippy thing that says blue, green, red, yellow and 1,2,3,4 before telling the unsuspecting user that they are a knobhead..........

It really is up to you, the fact remains though that we have written some songs, well when I say “written”......we have written nothing down.......at all........so if you do listen to them you may need to remind us of lyrics at one of our rare outings....

We like it that way......and there are two of us........and we are better than you....

unless you are one of the millions of people who are better than us......for a list of people better than us see the page cunningly entitled “People better than us”............